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Evidence that Kurt, in fact, was not a member of Dynamite Hack but was in an Alternative High School finishing up school at the alleged time:
1. Zuul says so
2. Despite Jared's uncanny likeness to the singer "John Popper" (see picture below for reference) he is not an authority on the rock scene
3. Numerous young men in teathers are eye-witnesses to Kurt's attendance at Aiken Optional
4. The picture in question curiously looks like it may have been cut and pasted. A similar photo appeared in an online magazine for Durango's Grill Mexican Restaurant in 2006
5. Kurt's parents were very aware of his school attendance by the time he was forced to go to an alternative high school due to insufficient credits
6 -10. DOWN with Cobra!!

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